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When your friend does something you clearly said was a bad idea
When i’m Tumblin’ and someone is looking over my shoulder
That awkward moment when you get hit by your own green shell on Mario Kart.

-blowmyspeakersup:

Ce moment genant quand tu te fais attaqué par ta propre carapace verte dans Mario Kart.

When the bell rings at the end of class

You’re like

But then the teacher is like

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The awkward moment when you say hi to someone and you realize it’s not them.
SLOW COMPUTERS

no-excuses-no-lies:

at first your just staring at the screen waiting for it to load like

then your start getting impatient

and pissed

and irritated

and then you finnally snap

then it finally loads and your like

and then you click on something else and the cycle repeats

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When the smartest kid in class lets you cheat off their test

Lookin’ out for a nigga

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Thank god people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

jenn-fer:

lalalydialee:

LOL socute.

omg never not reblog. 
Is it sad that tumblr is making my day..

jenn-fer:

lalalydialee:

LOL socute.

omg never not reblog. 

Is it sad that tumblr is making my day..

When you press a toys button at a store and it starts talking really loud.

You just stand there staring at it for a second like:

Then you run:

That awkward moment when…

peetaah:

You try tossing your friend into the pool and miss horribly…

Then you try pulling him out of the water but your hands slip.

When your mom says you need to clean before you go out